Funny/Comical Names

babieca

A simpleton; stupid This was the name of the white Andalusian steed belonging to El Cid. According to legend, Babieca was frail and wild and when El Cid chose her, his godfather exclaimed Babieca! and so this became his name. Babieca, however, was not stupid; he became a great and famous warhorse and El Cid loved him so much he requested that Babieca be buried with him in the monastery of San Pedro de Cardena; unfortunately, his wish was not granted. Instead he was buried before the gate of the monastery and two elms were planted to mark the site.

Ballard

BALLARD: Bald-headed Old English and Scottish derogatory nickname for a bald-headed person, turned surname, turned forename, derived from Middle English balled, meaning rounded like a ball

Bamber

German nickname for a short, fat person. Also an English surname meaning "tree trunk."

Bassett

Little short/low one English name derived from Old French word basset, the diminutive of basse, meaning low; short, used as a nickname for a short person.

Cade

English surname transferred to forename use, itself originally a nickname for something round and lumpy

Cal

Nickname for English Calvin, meaning little bald one

Calbhach

Irish/Gaelic name meaning bald

Calvagh

Variant of Irish/Gaelic Calbhach, meaning bald

Calvin

Little bald one English name derived from the French surname Chauvin, itself from a diminutive of Norman calve, meaning bald

calvina

Feminine form of of Italian Calvino, meaning "little bald one."

Calvino

Italian form of Calvin, meaning "little bald one."

Cam

CAM: Nickname for Scottish unisex Cameron, meaning crooked nose

Cameron

Crooked nose Scottish surname transferred to unisex forename use, originally from the name of an ancestor having an ungraceful proboscis.

Camp

English nickname for Campbell crooked mouth or Campion champion

Campbell

Crooked mouth Scottish surname transferred to forename use, from Gaelic cam bent, crooked and beul mouth

Camron

English variant of Scottish unisex Cameron, meaning crooked nose

Camryn

English feminine variant of Scottish unisex Cameron, meaning crooked nose

Cinneidigh

Ugly head Irish/Gaelic name composed of the elements ceann head and éidigh ugly This is the name from which Kennedy was derived.

Coriander

Resembling a bedbug English spice name (also commonly called Cilantro) derived from Latin coriandrum, itself from Greek corys bedbug, with the added element -ander resembling, which refers to the smell of the spice which is similar to the odor of bedbugs.

Cortney

Variant of English unisex Courtney, meaning short nose

Courtney

Short nose English surname, of French origin, transferred to unisex forename use. Derived from the baronial name, itself from any of a number of place names called Courtenay which got their name from the nickname court nez, meaning short nose

Crawford

Crow-foot English byname (for someone with splayed feet) transferred to surname and finally forename use, composed of the Old English elements crawe crow and fot foot

Gwembeshe

African Zulu name meaning bow-legged

Hephaestus

Latin form of Greek Hephaistos, of unknown origin, but having the fixed epithet both feet crooked

Hoyt

English nickname for a tall, skinny person, turned surname turned forename, from Middle English hoit, meaning long stick

Kade

Variant of English Cade, round and lumpy

Kam

Nickname for English unisex Kameron, meaning crooked nose

Kameron

English masculine form of unisex Cameron, meaning crooked nose

Kamryn

English feminine form of unisex Cameron, meaning crooked nose

Kennedy

Surname transferred to unisex forename use in honor of the assassinated American president John F. Kennedy. The name is an English form of the Irish/Gaelic forename Cinnéidigh, meaning ugly head

Knutr

Old Norse name meaning knot This was originally a nickname for a short, squat man.

Korach

Original Hebrew form of biblical Korah, meaning bald

Korah

Biblical name of a Levite who led a rebellion against Moses and Aaron, meaning bald

Kortney

Variant of English unisex Courtney, meaning short nose

Kourtney

Variant of English unisex Courtney, meaning short nose

Mikio (美樹夫)

Japanese name meaning tree trunk man

Porcius

Roman family name, meaning pig

Porsche

Variant of Portia, meaning pig

Portia

Shakespeare character name derived from Roman Porcius, meaning pig A moon of Uranus was named after the Shakespeare character.
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